{Dualscar x Reader} Dipshit [Request]

You were at the Amporas because your fucking house caught on fire thanks to them. It was hell.

"_________________________________________________________________________!!!!!"

"Gog dammit, WUT?!"

"DID YYOU EAT ALL THE FUCKING PIZZA?!"

"YES! WHY? GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT FUCKFACE?!" You asked.

"MAYYBE."

"WELL..FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYEBROWS!" You could come up with a good comeback.

"______? Wwhat's going on?" Dualscar asked.

"You're all dipshits." You said as you rubbed your temples.

"Wwell, you ate all the fucking pizza." He said.

"I THOUGHT YOU YOU LIKED SEA FOOD!"

"THAT'S CANNIBALISM."

"YOU KILL YOUR OWN KIND!"

"YEAH, BUT I DON'T EAT THEM."

"Because you're a pussy."

"NO YOU'RE A PUSSY!"

"I OBVIOUSLY HAVE A DICK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

"BUT YOUR A WOMAN."

"SO?"

It was silent for a while.

"DDDDDAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!" Eridan yelled from upstairs.

"WUT?!" Dualscar said.

"CRO STOLE PIZZA FROM THE PIZZA SHOP AND IS BEING CHASED BY THE POPO!"

"TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB!" He said.

"KKKKKKKKKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."

"WELP. I think my existence here is not needed."

"BABY PLEASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOO!~"

"That's an old song..And your singing sucks by the way." You say and abscond through the window.

END.