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You were at the Amporas because your fucking house caught on fire thanks to them. It was hell.

"_________________________________________________________________________!!!!!"

"Gog dammit, WUT?!"

"DID YYOU EAT ALL THE FUCKING PIZZA?!"

"YES! WHY? GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT FUCKFACE?!" You asked.

"MAYYBE."

"WELL..FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYEBROWS!" You could come up with a good comeback.

"______? Wwhat's going on?" Dualscar asked.

"You're all dipshits." You said as you rubbed your temples.

"Wwell, you ate all the fucking pizza." He said.

"I THOUGHT YOU YOU LIKED SEA FOOD!"

"THAT'S CANNIBALISM."

"YOU KILL YOUR OWN KIND!"

"YEAH, BUT I DON'T EAT THEM."

"Because you're a pussy."

"NO YOU'RE A PUSSY!"

"I OBVIOUSLY HAVE A DICK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

"BUT YOUR A WOMAN."

"SO?"

It was silent for a while.

"DDDDDAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!" Eridan yelled from upstairs.

"WUT?!" Dualscar said.

"CRO STOLE PIZZA FROM THE PIZZA SHOP AND IS BEING CHASED BY THE POPO!"

"TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB!" He said.

"KKKKKKKKKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."

"WELP. I think my existence here is not needed."

"BABY PLEASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOO!~"

"That's an old song..And your singing sucks by the way." You say and abscond through the window.

END.
Requested.

I'm so sorry, I put no effort into this xc I was going to do this as a lemon, but I slept over at a friends house and we went to bed around 7 in the morning x x

Ugh.

Check Out My Tumblr (where all the lemonade is) :iconlemonplz: : savioredpeppermint.tumblr.com

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You Belong To :icondualscarplz:

:iconthehussplz: Owns Your Soul

Homestuck (c)

NO COPYRIGHT WAS INVOLVED

Story Belongs To :iconrainbowteacup:

I hope you all enjoyed!

Peace.
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swagology Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lolwut?
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Wwell, you ate all the fucking pizza." He said.

"I THOUGHT YOU YOU LIKED SEA FOOD!" 

"THAT'S CANNIBALISM."

"YOU KILL YOUR OWN KIND!"

"YEAH, BUT I DON'T EAT THEM."

"Because you're a pussy."

"NO YOU'RE A PUSSY!"

"I OBVIOUSLY HAVE A DICK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

"BUT YOUR A WOMAN."

"SO?"

It was silent for a while.




oh my gog when i saw that i was like: O.O me shall say that one dad just not today
 and that silent moment in the middle of school i yellled(we were all taking a special test only i was done so i got to play on the comp) OH MY FUCKING YUSS DUALSCAR FOR ONCE IS CONFUSED THE SHIT DESERVED IT!!

XD and i am suspended
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY I GOT YOU SUSPENDED D; (xD ohmyglobIwouldprobablydothesametoo)
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
its ok they don't deserve your your awesome fallowers in that damn school and it was so cool i flipped the desk yelling: OH MY JUGUS FUCKIN YUSS!! .....that and it isnt the first time i did that i always did that in the library
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
XD I always wanted to flip a table (but I always end up flipping a chair instead)
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i am just the shit like thatB-) (Cool)    i just wish i could write as good as you mine suck
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:iconrainbowteacup:
rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
I bet it is as awesome as mine cx
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
is in my galleryif ya wanna read it its called just my heart
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CronusAmporasWifey Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Student Writer
dualscar is obviously the best dad ever. 

no, really, no sarcasm. 

he must be so supportive: 

"TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB!"  dead. just dead.

all that went through my mind was like this picture of cronus with this wild look in his eyes breaking through the glass windows of a pizza shop and running away. xDxDxD and a fat cop following him hehe :3

this was so funny! great job. 
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Student General Artist
thank you o u o
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CronusAmporasWifey Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Student Writer
np! :3
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Orikasama Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omfg yes
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ilovecheeseandcheese Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahhahawathahaha
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NyanFlower Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Student Writer
You're the best... YOU MADE MY DAY A SHIT LOAD! SAME DAY TODAY IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!!? ((Kankri: allow me to translate.... 'You're the best. You made my day a whole lot better.... on the same day, is that even possible'... By that she means she read many of your stories and they all brightened her day))
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Student General Artist
THANK YOU SO GLOBBIN MUCH CXXXXXXXX YOU BRIGHTENED MY DAY BY SAYING THIS! :iconbrohugplz: :iconsupertighthugplz: :iconoldschoolownedplz:
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NyanFlower Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Student Writer
Almost like the seer of light eue
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:iconrainbowteacup:
rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Student General Artist
e U e
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:iconnyanflower:
NyanFlower Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Student Writer
:icontereziplz: "I see what you did there"
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:iconrainbowteacup:
rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Student General Artist
xD
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:iconnyanflower:
NyanFlower Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Student Writer
Homestuck puns forever
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Student General Artist
xD
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SpiraledStyle Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I want to worship this fic
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:iconrainbowteacup:
rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Student General Artist
xD
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SweateredTriggerer Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Ah, yes. RANDOMNESS! THE BEST WAY TO A PERSON'S heart.
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:iconrainbowteacup:
rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Student General Artist
xD
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SweateredTriggerer Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Student General Artist
Yep
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RainbowCoffeeQueen Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

omg this is so funny

 

NO YOU'RE A PUSSY!"

"I OBVIOUSLY HAVE A DICK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

"BUT YOUR A WOMAN."

"SO?"

 

AND

 

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!" Eridan yelled from upstairs.

"WUT?!" Dualscar said.

"CRO STOLE PIZZA FROM THE PIZZA SHOP AND IS BEING CHASED BY THE POPO!"

"TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB!" He said.

"KKKKKKKKKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."

 

 

OMG xd

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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student General Artist
xD thanks. I ran out of ideas!
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YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
My day has been made.
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student General Artist
YAY! C: :iconmanbabyplz:
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LeviathanTheGirl Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
CRO STOLE ALL THE PIZZA AND IS BEING CHASED BY THE POPO. how about a yes and two guns with a winkEmoji41 
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
cx JAKE REFERENCE~ 
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MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student Artist
That was beautiful :iconrotflplz:
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
xD Thanks
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MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student Artist
You're welcome. That was really hilarious XD Also, your icon is SO BEAUTIFUL!
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student General Artist
THANK YOU KIND TACO :iconkarkatrapefaceplz:
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MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student Artist
YAY I'M A TACO!!! :iconimhappyplz: Hehe, nice Karkat you've got there. :iconpervykarkatplz:
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student General Artist
THANK YOU YET AGAIN :iconmanbabyplz:
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MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Student Artist
YOU'RE WELCOME! *glomps you forever* :glomp:
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Student General Artist
PIGGEH BACK RIDE!
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Tigerjump71 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013
And not a single fuck was given that day.
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconkarkatrapefaceplz: 
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AppleBytes Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013
:iconslowclapplz: Genius story
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
thank chu cx
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MistressOfTheVoid Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I lol'd so hard it actually began to hurt. :XD:
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
xD I hope I didn't kill you
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MistressOfTheVoid Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, I think I just ruptured my spleen~ Nothing too bad. :XD:
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student General Artist
xD k.
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MistressOfTheVoid Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D
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Masteriesofthegame Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This was brilliant! XD
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