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You were at the Amporas because your fucking house caught on fire thanks to them. It was hell.

"_________________________________________________________________________!!!!!"

"Gog dammit, WUT?!"

"DID YYOU EAT ALL THE FUCKING PIZZA?!"

"YES! WHY? GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT FUCKFACE?!" You asked.

"MAYYBE."

"WELL..FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYEBROWS!" You could come up with a good comeback.

"______? Wwhat's going on?" Dualscar asked.

"You're all dipshits." You said as you rubbed your temples.

"Wwell, you ate all the fucking pizza." He said.

"I THOUGHT YOU YOU LIKED SEA FOOD!"

"THAT'S CANNIBALISM."

"YOU KILL YOUR OWN KIND!"

"YEAH, BUT I DON'T EAT THEM."

"Because you're a pussy."

"NO YOU'RE A PUSSY!"

"I OBVIOUSLY HAVE A DICK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

"BUT YOUR A WOMAN."

"SO?"

It was silent for a while.

"DDDDDAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!" Eridan yelled from upstairs.

"WUT?!" Dualscar said.

"CRO STOLE PIZZA FROM THE PIZZA SHOP AND IS BEING CHASED BY THE POPO!"

"TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB!" He said.

"KKKKKKKKKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."

"WELP. I think my existence here is not needed."

"BABY PLEASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOO!~"

"That's an old song..And your singing sucks by the way." You say and abscond through the window.

END.
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{Dualscar x Reader} Dipshit [Request]by rainbowteacup

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Short Stories©2013-2014 rainbowteacup
Requested.

I'm so sorry, I put no effort into this xc I was going to do this as a lemon, but I slept over at a friends house and we went to bed around 7 in the morning x x

Ugh.

Check Out My Tumblr (where all the lemonade is) :iconlemonplz: : savioredpeppermint.tumblr.com

:icondualscarplz: Belongs To :iconthehussplz:

You Belong To :icondualscarplz:

:iconthehussplz: Owns Your Soul

Homestuck (c)

NO COPYRIGHT WAS INVOLVED

Story Belongs To :iconrainbowteacup:

I hope you all enjoyed!

Peace.
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swagology Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lolwut?
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Wwell, you ate all the fucking pizza." He said.

"I THOUGHT YOU YOU LIKED SEA FOOD!" 

"THAT'S CANNIBALISM."

"YOU KILL YOUR OWN KIND!"

"YEAH, BUT I DON'T EAT THEM."

"Because you're a pussy."

"NO YOU'RE A PUSSY!"

"I OBVIOUSLY HAVE A DICK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

"BUT YOUR A WOMAN."

"SO?"

It was silent for a while.




oh my gog when i saw that i was like: O.O me shall say that one dad just not today
 and that silent moment in the middle of school i yellled(we were all taking a special test only i was done so i got to play on the comp) OH MY FUCKING YUSS DUALSCAR FOR ONCE IS CONFUSED THE SHIT DESERVED IT!!

XD and i am suspended
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY I GOT YOU SUSPENDED D; (xD ohmyglobIwouldprobablydothesametoo)
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
its ok they don't deserve your your awesome fallowers in that damn school and it was so cool i flipped the desk yelling: OH MY JUGUS FUCKIN YUSS!! .....that and it isnt the first time i did that i always did that in the library
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
XD I always wanted to flip a table (but I always end up flipping a chair instead)
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i am just the shit like thatB-) (Cool)    i just wish i could write as good as you mine suck
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
I bet it is as awesome as mine cx
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
is in my galleryif ya wanna read it its called just my heart
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CronusAmporasWifey Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Student Writer
dualscar is obviously the best dad ever. 

no, really, no sarcasm. 

he must be so supportive: 

"TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB!"  dead. just dead.

all that went through my mind was like this picture of cronus with this wild look in his eyes breaking through the glass windows of a pizza shop and running away. xDxDxD and a fat cop following him hehe :3

this was so funny! great job. 
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rainbowteacup Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Student General Artist
thank you o u o
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